Nic Cage Got Into A Weird Fight With Vince Neil Outside Of A Las Vegas Hotel

Vince Neil and Nic Cage got in a huge physical fight in Las Vegas Thursday, after Vince allegedly attacked a woman in a restaurant … and Vince is now the subject of a criminal investigation.

If I were to tell you that Vince Neil and Nic Cage got into a bizarre drunken day time fight outside of a hotel in Las Vegas this is exactly what you would expect right? Like on one hand I have no idea what’s going on but on the other I know EXACTLY what’s going on. Nic Cage being a hero, fighting for what’s right in this world after Vince Neil allegedly hit a woman. His instincts are to teach Vince a lesson he’ll never forget by almost snapping his neck with that lightning quick first move. Then Nic stopped and said to himself, hold on a second I’m Nic Cage, I’m a lover, I’m a time traveler, a critically acclaimed actor, a dinosaur skull collector, a pyramid tombstone owner, and half a witch. I’m not a fighter, this isn’t me, I love you Vince, I will heal you with Nic Cage kisses, my lips will fix all the world’s problems, come close. End Scene.

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“GIVE ME MY RANGE!” is an all time line.