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Rory Saying He Doesn't Think You Can Be A Playing Captain Has Us Believing He's Terrified To See Keegan Bradley In The Ryder Cup

'The Guys Before Us Didn't Win Anything Either' - Christian Pulisic And Tim Weah Keep The Dumb Fight Going Against Former US Players Bashing This Era

Giusy Meloni Redefined Summer Fashion With This Hat, Bikini And Jeans Look - Reminder, We Should Be Recruiting Her To US TV Before The World Cup

'Need A Phenom Like Lamine Yamal Or Young Messi' - Tom Brady Finally Figured Out The Secret For The USA To Start Dominating Soccer

I'll Be A Patrick Kane Fan Until I Die

'They Hate Us' - Chris Richards Is One Step Away From Being Named Captain Of US Soccer After He Said What We All Know About CONCACAF

The Brick Hockey Invitational at The West Edmonton Mall This Weekend Puts The Little League World Series to Shame

'If That Happened In Their Box, For Sure A Penalty' - Mauricio Pochettino Finally Earned His US Soccer Pinstripes After Berating The Refs For Screwing Us On An Obvious Handball

CONCACAF And The Refs Straight Up Fucked The US Soccer Team, Mexico Should Be Forced To Forfeit The Gold Cup

Diego Luna Is Everything US Soccer Fans Have Been Begging To See - Put On A Show While Saving Our Ass Against Guatemala, Sends Us To The Gold Cup Finals

Congratulations to All-Time Bad Name Guy Harvey Epstein For Defeating Anthony Weiner in Primary Race for New York City Council

'We're Not Gonna Take That Kinda Shit' - US Soccer Is Finally Starting To Show Heart, Willing To Fight And Be The Bullies Of CONCACAF

Matt Freese Showed Some Gigantic Balls, Slapped Them On The Table In PKs And Saved US Soccer From Embarrassment

Malik Tillman Has Mauricio Pochettino In Awe Of His Game At The Gold Cup, The Type Of Player America Needs For The World Cup Next Year

Chris Richards Saved The USA From Embarrassment, Is Now One Of The Most Important Players We Have Going Into The World Cup

SpaceX's Starship 36 Explodes, Bursts Into an Absurd Amount of Flames During Routine Testing in Preparation For Launch

'I Am The Head Coach. I Am Not A Mannequin.' - Mauricio Pochettino Fires Back Again At Christian Pulisic, Isn't Going To Let Players Dictate When They Want To Play

Things Are Going So Bad For US Soccer That We Now Have Jesse Marsch And Canada Making Fun Of The Dumbass Drama Surrounding Our Team

Every Single Person Associated With The USMNT Should Be Mocked For The Ultimate Dogshit Showing, Ruined Any Hope This Team Had Left

A New Rock Bottom: US Loses Its 3rd Match In A Row, Christian Pulisic's Dad Is Telling Landon Donovan To Grow A Pair For Criticizing Guys Sitting Out

Adam Silver Is Taking A Page Out Of The NHL's Playbook And Confirms We're Getting 'USA vs The World' In The 2026 All Star Game

Everything Is Going Great: Mauricio Pochettino Appears To Call Out Christian Pulisic For Skipping The Gold Cup, USMNT 'Golden Generation' Seems Over

More Good Times: USA Soccer Is Embarrassing Itself Again, Limping Ass Backwards Into The World Cup Because We Have Zero Toughness

This is Cinema: The Department of Homeland Security is Being Pitched a Reality Gameshow Called "The American", Where Immigrants Would Compete for U.S. Citizenship

The End Of JimmerMania - College Basketball Legend Jimmer Fredette Has Officially Retired From Basketball