Philadelphia Phillies

Jhoan Duran Is The Biggest Bully In Sports

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8/20/25

Phillies Broadcaster John Kruk Had An All-Time 4th Inning Taking On Every Topic From The Invention Of Clocks, To Getting Punched In The Face

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8/19/25

There Was Only One Catch Made On The Planet This Weekend Better Than This Harrison Bader Home Run Robbery

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8/11/25

Max Kepler Knows The Quickest Way Back Into Phillies Fans Hearts Is By Hitting Dingers, And Hating The Mets

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8/6/25

Kyle Schwarber Is A God, Completely Annihilates A Grand Slam While Entire Stadium Chants "MVP"

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8/5/25

Kyle Schwarber Is Number One

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8/4/25

The Only Thing More Electric Than Jhoan Duran's Debut With The Phillies Was This New "Sack Grab" Celebration Between Bryce Harper And Weston Wilson

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8/2/25

The Philadelphia Phillies Just Added A Flamethrower To The Bullpen, Finally Find An Actual Closer In Trade For Jhoan Duran

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7/31/25

Bryce Harper Has Fully Transformed Into A True Philadelphian After Telling Rob Manfred To "Get The Fuck Out Of Our Clubhouse"

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7/28/25

Everybody Deserves To Have A Job That Requires You To Do As Little As Rob Thomson

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7/24/25

The Philadelphia Phillies Prove That Whatever Can Happen Will Happen After Pulling Off The Rare Walk-Off Catcher's Interference

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7/22/25

Kyle Schwarber Now Has A Chance To Be The First Player Since Derek Jeter To Win All-Star MVP And World Series MVP In The Same Season

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7/16/25

Kings Stay King: Jimmy Rollins Hit A Hole-In-One At The American Century To Win A Boat

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7/13/25

The Philadelphia Phillies Go Full Little League, Lose Game On 3-Run Inside The Park Homerun While Running Around Like A Bunch of Dipshits

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7/9/25

The Phillies Scoring 2 Runs Half A Second Apart From Each Other Is The Most Mesmerizing Video In Baseball This Year

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6/21/25

Baseball Fans Should Have To Sit Through A Safety Protocol Announcement If You're Going To Be Sitting First Row In The Outfield, Or Else You'll Get Drilled Like This Woman

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6/11/25

The Philadelphia Phillies Are Literally Bringing Philly Fans To Tears

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6/9/25

Spencer Strider, Gigantic Piss Baby, Attempts To Get Philly Fans Tossed From Game For Heckling Him After He Threw At Bryce Harper

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5/28/25

Fact: Bryce Harper Has Turned Into The Best Player In Baseball Since Buzzing His Hair

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5/20/25

It Just Means More: Young Phillies Fan In The Crowd Pitches Along With Jose Alvarado As He Struck Out 3 In A Row With The Bases Loaded

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4/30/25

Rob Thomson Needs A Pulse Check After Letting The Home Plate Ump Get Away With The Worst Strike 3 Call In Human History

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4/15/25

The Scrappy, Underdog Phillies Don't Give A Single Shit About The Billion Dollar Dodgers

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4/7/25

The Yankees Have Nobody To Blame But Themselves Once Bryce Harper Hits A Bazillion Dingers With A Torpedo Bat

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3/31/25

Please Pray For Phillies Pitcher Matt Strahm, Who Had To Miss A Game After Hurting His Finger Packing Away Kids Toys

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3/25/25

The "P00P" Baseball Game Has Officially Been Flushed After The Phillies Broadcast Unveiled A New Scorebug

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2/24/25

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Philadelphia Phillies

Jhoan Duran Is The Biggest Bully In Sports

Phillies Broadcaster John Kruk Had An All-Time 4th Inning Taking On Every Topic From The Invention Of Clocks, To Getting Punched In The Face

There Was Only One Catch Made On The Planet This Weekend Better Than This Harrison Bader Home Run Robbery

Max Kepler Knows The Quickest Way Back Into Phillies Fans Hearts Is By Hitting Dingers, And Hating The Mets

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Kyle Schwarber Is A God, Completely Annihilates A Grand Slam While Entire Stadium Chants "MVP"

Kyle Schwarber Is Number One

The Only Thing More Electric Than Jhoan Duran's Debut With The Phillies Was This New "Sack Grab" Celebration Between Bryce Harper And Weston Wilson

The Philadelphia Phillies Just Added A Flamethrower To The Bullpen, Finally Find An Actual Closer In Trade For Jhoan Duran

Bryce Harper Has Fully Transformed Into A True Philadelphian After Telling Rob Manfred To "Get The Fuck Out Of Our Clubhouse"

Everybody Deserves To Have A Job That Requires You To Do As Little As Rob Thomson

The Philadelphia Phillies Prove That Whatever Can Happen Will Happen After Pulling Off The Rare Walk-Off Catcher's Interference

Kyle Schwarber Now Has A Chance To Be The First Player Since Derek Jeter To Win All-Star MVP And World Series MVP In The Same Season

Kings Stay King: Jimmy Rollins Hit A Hole-In-One At The American Century To Win A Boat

The Philadelphia Phillies Go Full Little League, Lose Game On 3-Run Inside The Park Homerun While Running Around Like A Bunch of Dipshits

The Phillies Scoring 2 Runs Half A Second Apart From Each Other Is The Most Mesmerizing Video In Baseball This Year

Baseball Fans Should Have To Sit Through A Safety Protocol Announcement If You're Going To Be Sitting First Row In The Outfield, Or Else You'll Get Drilled Like This Woman

The Philadelphia Phillies Are Literally Bringing Philly Fans To Tears

Spencer Strider, Gigantic Piss Baby, Attempts To Get Philly Fans Tossed From Game For Heckling Him After He Threw At Bryce Harper

Fact: Bryce Harper Has Turned Into The Best Player In Baseball Since Buzzing His Hair

It Just Means More: Young Phillies Fan In The Crowd Pitches Along With Jose Alvarado As He Struck Out 3 In A Row With The Bases Loaded

Rob Thomson Needs A Pulse Check After Letting The Home Plate Ump Get Away With The Worst Strike 3 Call In Human History

The Scrappy, Underdog Phillies Don't Give A Single Shit About The Billion Dollar Dodgers

The Yankees Have Nobody To Blame But Themselves Once Bryce Harper Hits A Bazillion Dingers With A Torpedo Bat

Please Pray For Phillies Pitcher Matt Strahm, Who Had To Miss A Game After Hurting His Finger Packing Away Kids Toys

The "P00P" Baseball Game Has Officially Been Flushed After The Phillies Broadcast Unveiled A New Scorebug

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