Samuel L Jackson Says RedTube Is One Of The Best Inventions Of The Past 50 Years, Porn Actors Are Pissed
TMZ – Samuel L. Jackson likes his porn … but he wants it for FREE … and that’s pissing off some XXX stars who accuse Sam of promoting film piracy. Jackson — aka Nick Fury — was at a news conference for the new Capt. America movie when he was asked to name one of the best pop culture achievements of the last 50 years. SLJ had a quick answer: RedTube — the free porn sharing website. Now some actors in the skin biz are demanding an apology from Sam … telling TMZ RedTube is nothing more than a pirate site that allows users to illegally post stolen porn. And, they add, “Superheroes don’t steal porn.” Adult actress Catalina Cruz is demanding a boycott of Jackson’s films … saying Hollywood vehemently opposes piracy of mainstream movies … but somehow thinks it’s okay for people to steal a 5-minute porn clip. XXX actress Tanya Tate says piracy impacts her directly … because she produces her own web content. “I would gladly send a catalog of adult movies I have directed to Mr. Jackson if he would be so kind as to recant the comment.” She adds, “I have a stack of porn for him to help him see the error of his ways.”
Samuel L mothafuckin Jackson! My N word!::Denzel Voice:: Now everyone knows my allegiance lies with YouJizz but its 6 of one, half dozen of the other with these sites. YouJizz, RedTube, Xvideos, YouPorn, we’re splitting hairs here. The prevailing notion here that matters the most is free porn. And I know everyone chuckled at Sam’s answer but I’m being dead serious here when I say he’s not wrong. I’m not quite sure of the plot of Captain America but it sounds like its a dude who’s been frozen for like 50, 60 years and then comes back to life kinda like Demolition Man. If that ever happened in real life and that person was like “So, what did I miss?” the first thing I’d tell them is that there’s an unlimited catalog of women getting fucked in every way imaginable for free. That would be the very first, most important revelation I’d tell a man who’s new to 2014. Forget about politics, music, movies, sports, entertainment. None of that shit. Some poor bastard from back in the day who was lucky to see a chick’s knees in a dress in the era he came from needs to know that there are countless videos of women dangling their heads upside down over the edge of couches letting men treat their mouths like vaginas.
And these porn stars can calm the fuck down with all their outrage. Trying to act like they’re in the same class as Samuel L Jackson because they’re all “actors.” Like all “actors” should have each other’s backs in the world of piracy. Fuck off, porn stars. Samuel L Jackson was in fucking Jurassic Park. He was in a fucking Star Wars movie somehow. He’s the highest grossing actor of all time. All of your porn movie titles are probably puns based on Sam’s movies. So take a hike. If he wants to watch free porn he’s earned that right.