CFB Week 1 With Andy Staples, Larry 6 Has Died, & Mt Rushmore Of Ref Calls

Episode Description

Larry the 6th died yesterday and with football season coming we have to find a replacement fast. Larry the 6th was a terrible gambler and just a great feeder as he blew up to about 6 inches in length which is actually above average size of a healthy goldfish. 

Now we are going to need a replacement so I have gathered a couple of amazing options. This time we are not going with a goldfish and I have been instructed to find a hardy replacement that stays relatively small and can make picks. 

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Beta Fish (Siamese Fighting Fish)

Easy to take care of, stays small, and extremely hardy and easy to care for. 

Beta fish would probably be the best decision for a new Larry. They do not require that large of a tank and could be easily used to make picks. 

Kinda boring and we might be suspected of fighting Larry. 

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Glofish

So scientists have developed glow-in-the-dark fish by genetically modifying them to put some sort of Jellyfish DNA in them that causes them to glow under blacklight. This would be an excellent choice for a new Larry and be one of the unique gambling fish ever.

These fish come in a variety of species and colors and are a direct result of whacky science. 

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Piranha

It would be pretty badass to get a Piranha to replace Larry. Long story short I know how to obtain a legal Piranha that would be a great spectacle to do Larry's picks. It would also be a great way for Big Cat to do his Pinky bet. 

Whatever we choose will never replace Larry II the greatest of the Larrys.

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