NJ HS Kids Get Pinched For Snapping Out Their "Jews Vs Nazi: ALCOHOLOCAUST" Beer Pong Game
NYDN - New Jersey teens played a Holocaust drinking game then proudly displayed their sick game of Jews versus Nazis on social media. Princeton High School students appeared in a Snapchat photo pouring beer into cups arranged in a Star of David and a swastika on a ping-pong table, according to Princeton junior Jamaica Ponder. She exposed the game called ?Holocaust pong? or ?alcoholocaust? on her personal blog. ?Well, perhaps it is a joke,? Ponder, 17, wrote. ?But then I guess the punchline would be: genocide. Pardon me if I don?t find that to be hilarious. The real joke here is that these kids weren?t only insensitive enough to play the game, but also silly enough to post it on Snapchat and leave it there long enough for me, and several others, to take a screenshot.? She continued, "Putting the picture on social media means that someone was proud enough of the game to want to show it off. Meaning that they must be trapped in the delusional mindset that making a drinking game based off of the Holocaust is cool. Or funny. Or anything besides insane. Because that?s what this is: insanity." Ponder told NJ.com she was disgusted when she saw the photo of her classmates, several of whom are actually Jewish, playing the game. She declined to state the names of anyone involved, though she did notify officials with Princeton Public Schools before publishing her blog Wednesday. ?As an individual and as the superintendent of the Princeton Public Schools, I am deeply upset that some of our students chose to engage in a drinking game with clearly anti-Semitic overtones and to broadcast their behavior over social media,? Superintendent Steve Cochrane said. Cochrane noted the district is discussing the matter with the students involved and their families. He declined to discuss possible punishments for the game and the underage drinking, citing district confidentiality policies around disciplinary measures.
Yeah...probably not the wisest idea to put your underage drinking and possibly racist escapades onto social media. But that's neither here nor there. We need to decide which side would be better to defend on the battlefield of pong.
Description of the Alcoholocaust:
Its called Jews vs the Nazis. Its 3-on-3, 30 cups per team. The Nazis shape their 30 cups into a swastika, and the Jews set up their 30 cups as the Star of David. The cups are re-racked to a smaller swastika and a smaller star when 18 cups remain on either team. The Nazis start the game off with ?blitzkreig,? and each player on the Nazis shoots until they miss, but this is only allowed for the first volley. The Jews have the ?Anne Frank Cup,? and this ability allows them to pick any one of their cups and hide it anywhere in the room, but it has to be shootable, obviously. The Jews can only do that once per game and can be used only during their turn. To equalize this slight advantage, the Nazis also have another ability called ?Auschwitz? (or ?Concentration Camp? if you don?t know what that means). With this ability the Nazis can pick any player on the Jews team and they have to sit out of the game until the other two players on the Jews team each make a cup. After that happens the 3rd person on the Jews team can play again. Also, throughout the game you are supposed to talk alot of shit and say as many racist things as possible to make it more enjoyable.
Mel Gibson's favorite game has made its way to the mainstream and somebody needs to either conquer the world for 1000 years or avoid extinction. Nothing like trivializing the death of millions of people to the likes of a game of Beer Pong for your enjoyment, but the rules here do seem fairly even for both sides. You get someone hot on Team Aryan and the Blitzkreig could do more damage here than they did invading Poland. Anne Frank cup is a game changer, too. Tough call for which side I'd want to be on (from a Beer Pong strategic standpoint only, obviously). Also, France was initially invited to play but threw in the towel before the cups were even purchased.
Which Side Has The Advantage?
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PS - Anybody who refers to Beer Pong as Beirut and actually cares enough to defend it to the death deserves to be deported from America and be put on trial at Nuremberg immediately.
BONUS:
Another noteworthy pong drinking war game Vietnam War (click here to read how to play). Because this isn't Nam, this is Beer Pong. There are rules. Plus I'm pretty sure if you insert Forrest Gump in with anything that has to do with ping pong balls and Vietnam they would finally find that guy named Charlie they were looking for.