Is This Utica Lacrosse Player The Most Diesel Athlete In All Of College Athletics? Discuss.
Listen. I’m the biggest lacrosse guy there is. I’m constantly fighting for the game to get the love and respect it deserves. But even I know that Nick Yelich is wasting his talents playing DIII lacrosse instead of being on a DI football team where he can have the most amount of eyes on him as possible. Don’t get me wrong, I love that Nick Yelich is a lax bro. I just think it’s a crime that he could have gone unnoticed for this long being one of the biggest savages in the entire NCAA.
Here’s a kid who makes me believe that time travel is possible. Nick Yelich may be considered at senior at Utica in the year 2018. But buddy is straight out of 1978. The mullet. The racing stripes. The facial hair. The overall stature. He’s a relic of the days when men used to be men. He’s not wearing skinny jeans while ordering a macchiato from Starbucks whilst listening to the newest Chainsmokers. He’s strictly going jorts, a ripped up Lynyrd Skynyrd tshirt while gassing a sixer of bud heavies in his truck blasting some AC/DC. Has a few dumbbells in the back of his truck and crushes an entire pack of smokes during each set of curls while he skips class. I’m just surprised he’s not wearing a vintage box bucket instead of the Cascade R in that photo.
P.S. – I know it says he’s a cybersecurity major but he really needs to look into just regular security as a profession. I’d trust this guy with protecting just about anybody’s life.
P.P.S. – If he has any eligibility after this season, he really needs to transfer to Albany next year. There’s never been a more perfect fit.