Don't Play On The Tracks When The Train Is Coming Through
“Not a real sport!”
“lax is for the kids who got cut from the JV baseball team”
“yada yada yada I’m a fucking loser and I’m misplacing my self-loathing toward lacrosse players yada yada yada”
Imagine being such a stubborn jackass that you physically cannot bring yourself to appreciate something like this just because you hate lacrosse. There are so many of those idiots out there. We’ve heard it all before and we’ll hear it for years to come. Idiots who instantly hate anything and everything the moment the word “lacrosse” it uttered. Idiots who feel so threatened by the growth of lacrosse that their underwear is instantly filled with doodoo the second anybody brings up the game. I feel sorry for those people. Not as sorry as I feel for the guy above who is most likely dead at the moment. But pretty dang close.
The game has everything you could ever ask for when it comes to entertainment factors. Specifically box lacrosse. It has violence like that hit we just saw. It has insane goals like this one from Lyle Thompson on Saturday night.
Follow Up:
And it sells out NHL arenas.
That’s more than the average Oakland A’s and Tampa Bay Rays’ attendance. Just saying.