The Eliminator: Little Debbie Snacks

Pick which one you would eliminate

I know Portnoy says “No free ads” and all that nonsense. But if a company wants to set up an Elminator for me, on a Friday no less!, I am going to take their tweet and run with it. That is especially the case if said company produces delicious snack cakes. And make no mistake about it, Debbie slings some of the best cakes out there, even if they are kiiiiinda poor person food since they are so cheap. Again, not judging because I love them. But facts are facts.

When it comes to my opinion, there is one clear snack to eliminate in my eyes. Oatmeal Creme Pies and Nutty Buddys both reside at 2 and 3 on my Little Debbie Power Rankings. And number 1 with a bullet nuclear warhead is the Christmas Tree Cake. Tasty, affordable, and classy as fuck. I don’t understand how Little Debbie can turn her regular boring ass snack cakes into a magical holiday staple with some frosting and sprinkles. But those Christmas Cakes taste at least 10,000 times better than the January-November Cakes. The only Christmas flavored food/drink that trumps Little Debbie Christmas Cakes is Santa Coke.

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Which obviously means Honey Buns gets the boot. I’ll admit I’ve probably had at most one Honey Bun in my life because I’m out spending my money on the other 3 Little Debbie snacks as well as food you can’t buy with welfare stamps. However, I am strongly set in my selection because of just how strong I feel about the other 3 snacks.

But as always, we are a democratic bunch here at Barstool. People may call us misogynistic, evil, meanie monsters. But they never say we aren’t democratic. So place your vote below for which Little Debbie snack you would wipe off the face of the Earth forever.

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