Someone Stole A "Tank-Like" Vehicle And Is Being Chased By Police In Richmond, VA

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While the entire country has been losing its mind about White House invitations being revoked and the National Anthem, we have motherfuckers stealing tanks from military bases and driving them down Main Street. TANKS! Yeah I know this isn’t an actual real deal “tank”. But if its an armored vehicle with tracks and more than 4 tires, its a fucking tank in my simple brain.

Regardless of if it is a tank or not, how is stealing a military vehicle even possible? If you get within 1000 yards of a military base in Grand Theft Auto, you have 5 stars, helicopters flying up your ass, and a gaggle of police trucks ramming your ass to high heavens. You don’t end up Busted if you steal a tank in GTA. You either get Wasted or you turn off your Playstation. Not even the auto paint shops will take your delinquent ass in. And even if someone were able to steal a tank from a military base, wouldn’t said military base have other tanks or cool ass mobile weapons designed to stop some dude from taking that shit to a US city? I’d expect to see this nonsense happen in Russia. But not the good ol’ U.S. of A.

I’ll admit that I first saw this video while laying in bed trying to sneak a few winks in before my kids wake me up and regret all the choices I made in my life to lead to nightly 2 am wake ups. But I can’t sleep now. This is like a shot of adrenaline to the heart administered by the internet. Nothing beats Police Chase Twitter. Not a crazy #NBATwitter night. Not a rap beef Twitter night. Nothing.

And nothing will top the GOAT of Police Chase Twitter.

Tune into Hi Haters on Barstool 85 on Sirius XM right now as I’m sure Chaps & co. will be covering this thing from the perspective of people with military experience that actually know what the fuck they are talking about.

P.S. This can’t be a coincidence that it happened on the same day 29 years ago, can it?