Rookie Move = Landon Collins Getting Engaged After Allegedly Fathering Three Babies In A Month. Veteran Move = Collins Allegedly Asking One Of His Baby Mamas To Get On Food Stamps
BSO- Everyone gather around and get your teacups ready because I’m about to fill them with piping hot tea. It seems like Giants Landon Collins has a lot of explaining to do after her proposed to his girlfriend, Victoria, after three women allegedly gave birth to his children. There’s a lot of information about Collins, his 3 baby mamas, and his fiancée, so I’m going to break it down it down you guys. Collins proposed to his girlfriend, Victoria, and she posted a picture of the proposal to her Twitter account (@victoriaguyy), which she now made private. The proposal comes just months after he allegedly had 3 children by 3 different women. One of his baby mothers, Rocsi, blasted Collins and Victoria on her Instagram account. She talks about finding out that Collins had 2 other babies due all within days of her baby’s due date.
Three kids born in less than a month?!? Jesus Christ, Landon. I thought going from a rookie with serious questions in coverage to a solid safety in less than a year was impressive. I had no idea he was (allegedly) siring a litter of little Landons and dealing with whatever nonsense goes on behind the scenes the entire time. Because baby mama drama ain’t no fucking joke. Chicks coming at you on Instagram using emojis in the Notes app means that your shit is officially in the streets. I know this is going to make me seem old, but I didn’t even know you could use emojis in Notes. I use Instagram to post food reviews and Notes to write out To Do lists. But Landon’s baby mama uses it strictly for Ether purposes. I guess Instagram is where the cultural divide truly exists. And by my math, Landon may have been planting his seed before the combine. No wonder he slipped to the second round and right into the loving arms of Jerry Reese. It’s hard to be invading a womb while you are in the weight room. The passing of the baton from Antonio Cromartie to Landon Collins as the coozehound in a New York secondary is simply a beautiful thing.
As for trying to get your baby mama on food stamps, there no shame in the game there Landon. A dollar saved is a dollar earned, right? They probably teach that move in the NFL Rookie Symposium. I believe the term is fiscal responsibility. Because an engagement ring, a wedding, and a couple of more mouths to feed is fine for a first round pick in the old CBA. But being a second round pick in the new CBA means you have to snake it until you get that second contract money. Plus, lets not forget that Ol’ Dirty Bastard riding a limo to collect his food stamps on MTV is maybe the ridiculous and funny thing I have ever seen on television.