LaMelo Ball's Newest High School Teammate Is A 7'7" Junior With A Soaking Wet Jumper
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Did LaVar Ball just ruin high school basketball like the Warriors ruined the NBA? Holy shit. I knew LaVar was a visionary by getting LaMelo back in high school right before the basketball season started, but I had no clue he was creating the next great guard-center combo in basketball history by teaming LaMelo up with literally the tallest teenager on the PLANET that also just happens to have that Young Mantis drip from downtown. Fuck 4D chess. LaVar is playing a game that hasn’t even been invented yet. You can talk about Magic and Kareem or Kobe and Shaq all you want. But neither of them had the kind of range that Melo and the unicorn known as Big Rob Bobro have (still workshopping a nickname here). While the other parents of Top 10 prospects were trying to figure out what college their kid would attend, LaVar is out creating a real life Monstars squad in Ohio. True next level #superteam shit.
Game, set, match: Ball family.
Hit’em with the sound bite, Big Var!