If You Listen To Bruno Mars While Trying To Make A Baby, I Guarantee You Will Conceive A Child 100 Percent Of The Time*

On today’s episode of The Podfathers, we got a little sexy with ourselves and delved into the engine that drives a great romantic session in the bedroom: Music.

I will admit that I am a bit of a prude when it comes to sex music. It’s not like I prefer to hear my bed coils scream in pain and agony for 10 seconds or so before the deed is done. But listening to someone else’s melodic voice just feels weird to me.

However my wife didn’t give a damn about my feelings when we were trying for our first kid. It had been a few months and she needed to change things up. Admittedly, she probably needed help getting into the mood after having a giant idiot mount her for months on end. So we threw on “Gorilla” by Bruno Mars and 9 months later Siena popped out.

Fast forward a few years and countless sleepless nights. Wifey is itching for baby number 2 and her biological clock was ticking with the subtlety of the 24 clock.

Nature is again dragging his feet like an absolute dickhead and Wifey is breathing down my neck in a very non-sensual fashion. So we turned to that magical little man to come through every time. At Wifey’s request I threw on “Versace On The Floor” by Bruno Mars and Baby Boy Clem currently resides in her belly.

I have so much to thank that 4-foot-nothing flyin’ Hawaiian for outside of just being the most entertaining human on the planet. So much so that I am actually considering naming my child Bruno.

Anyway, those are the songs that worked for me. Chaps and our Podfamily submitted what they thought the best baby makin’ music was as well. As expected you guys and gals had some gems. So check out this week’s Baby Makin’ Music edition of The Podfathers and submit any other songs you thought of during the podcast to us on Twitter.

*Mike Portnoy Esq. Disclaimer: All guarantees are not guaranteed**

**This disclaimer was not approved by Mike Portnoy Esq.