Feminists Suggest Replacing Clapping With Jazz Hands Because Applause Can Trigger Anxiety

Libertarian – The National Union of Students (NUS) Women Students’ Conference is all over social media today but likely not for the reasons they’d hoped for. According the NUS Twitter account: “Some delegates are requesting that we move to jazz hands rather than clapping, as it’s triggering anxiety. Please be mindful! #nuswomen15.” You read that correctly, jazz hands is preferable over clapping because clapping is triggering some student’s anxiety.

The next time the Feminist Movement is upset nobody takes them seriously and every rational person with a brain hates them, point them to this. No clapping. Its too scary. Jazz hands only. The most universally accepted form of approval is now too nerve wracking for chicks. Thats without a doubt the most ridiculous feminism claim yet. In a way its perfect. Chicks are always anxious about shit. I mean constantly nervous about everything. Nervous about work. Nervous about their friends. Nervous about what they are going to eat for dinner. Nervous about if they eat before they go to the gym. Nervous about if they dont eat before they go to the gym. Nervous about if they can drink wine after they drink beer. Nervous if they can drink liquor after they switch to the wine. Nervous letting dudes see their butthole during doggy style sex. The list goes on and on and on, and now we can put “nervous if people clap” at the very top. Like the icing on the cake. The cherry on top of your ice cream. Women get together for a big convention about the female movement and end up making more fun of themselves than any misogynists ever good.

Well done, ladies. Round of applause for you.