Fellas, You Ashamed Of Your Momma If She's Unloading This Plant From The Trunk Of Her Nissan Rogue In Front Of The Homies?

Heck no. It’s 2019 and we are supporting our mothers.

That being said, you cant be too happy when ole Ricky looks over and starts giggling. You know he’s gonna make a comment about your mom shoving that plant so far up her own ass that it’s gonna make the greek yogurt that she ate this morning foam up in her mouth like toothpaste.

Ricky’s joke implies that Greek yogurt, when mixed with stomach acid, becomes slightly foamy like toothpaste. I’m not sure if that’s the case at all. Furthermore, that’s not the way that the colon/anus work. You dont push food to your teeth when something’s in there for pleasure. To suggest otherwise is an outright lie or just plain ignorance.