Ben McAdoo Does Not Give A Fuck If Ezekiel Elliott Plays Against This Giants This Week Because "All Backs Run The Same When There's Nowhere To Run"
Well there goes Ben McAdoo, dragging his nuts all over the Dallas Cowboys again. I’m guessing Lil’ Jerruh kicked and screamed and threatened to hold his breath if the NFL didn’t put the annual Week 1 Giants-Cowboys game back on Sunday night after Benny Mac put the sun and the ‘Boys in his pocket last season. Well now the game will take place after the sun goes to bed. However now poor Jerruh has to worry about his prized running back suiting up for Sunday’s game. But does this bother Big Blue’s fearless leader? Not in the least. And why should it? When you have the best front line in football, anchored by this nightmare in the middle, you may get a little cocky.
In fact, I wish McAdoo threw a little extra sass on top of that. I wish he asked the media who they thought the starting Dallas running back is this week and the moment someone started to answer, Benny screamed “IT DOESN’T MATTER WHO THE STARTING DALLAS RUNNING BACK IS THIS WEEK”. Because the fact of the matter is Ezekiel Elliott can turn into that weirdo Elliott from Mr. Robot when Snacks and company are eating up front. I know it, you know it, and Benjamin Lee McAdoo knows it. And because of that, I’ll be waiting all week for Sunday night.
And now your Moment of Ben:
