A Recap Of Today's 2017 Cleveland Browns 0-16 "Perfect Season" Parade
Full stream of the parade if you get off on other peoples’ misery
I don’t know if that was sad, funny, or a mixture of both. That is kind of how any Browns fan joke goes these days anyway. Crazy to think that this is the same set of fan that was eating horse poop and launched The Summer Of J.R. Smith. But here we are. New York has the Canyon of Heroes. Cleveland has the Factory of Sadness.
I don’t know if it’s because of a old bus or what, but there was definitely a post-apocalyptic Fortnite-ish vibe going on. But that’s probably most Saturdays in Cleveland.
Cleveland’s 2nd biggest celebrity was there!
MiseryLovesCompany.jpg (I wish Superfan and Detroit Don were there instead though)
Maybe the saddest sign of the day?
DEFINITELY the saddest sign of the day.
DEFINITELYYYYYY the saddest jersey of the day. No need for creativity or wittiness. That jersey says more about the sadness of Browns fans than 1,000 Browns QB jerseys could.
Lets try to bring things back to a happier place.
Burying a season is definitely the new burying the ball. Remember this truck when the Browns make the playoffs next season.
Nice to know Otto Graham’s memory is still being honored as he would have wanted it. #RIPInPeace
“Hey dad, did you see I made SportsCenter?!?!”
“I was the guy wearing a bag on his head puking into a toilet bowl on the back of a truck in front of the incredible homage to the Johnny Manziel swan float!”
Not to be mistaken with the toilet bowl on the Browns Are The Shit float.
I’m starting to think there were a lottttt of toilet bowls at today’s Browns parade. Not much of a surprise now that I think about it.
I would love to steal this chant for Mets fans, but Browns fans definitely have us beat in misery over the last 30 years or so.
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I’m going to go out on a limb here and say I don’t think Browns defensive end Eman Ogbah was a fan of today’s parade.
Not sure what this float is all about, but I’m always down for a good Eat Me joke (and not just because I’m a fat guy).
Pretty sure a fan base has ever actually had to ask this question.
Hot Seat: Hue Jackson
Cool Throne: Bernie Kosar
Shout out to the bizarro McGillicutty Stoolies that braved the elements today.
Gotta respect FarmersOnly.com trying to get some clicks off of Browns fans misery, even though I’m pretty sure crops are impossible to grow anywhere near a place where the river once lit on fire.
Cue the video clip!
Cliffs Notes of said video clip!
P.S. The Chargers do not get NEARLY enough shit from the internet for being the only team to lose to the Browns over the last two seasons. When people debate Philip Rivers’ Hall of Fame candidacy years from now, I feel like that loss is going to play just as big of a role keeping him out of Canton as his sub-.500 playoff record and lack of any Super Bowl appearances. Shit, Antonio Gates may have it mentioned in the last sentence under his bust and he put up 8-94-1 in that losing effort.