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A Couple That Chugs Beers From 2 Girls' Asses Together, Stays Together

I hate to get all sappy on you guys, but that may be the most beautiful Feel Good Friday video I have seen yet. I'm not just talking about the passionate kiss as water, hops, barley, and for all I know a trace of HPV flowed down these two love birds throats during #AssDrinkinSZN.

The devotion these two have to each other is apparent through so much more. Our Romeo was so overtaken with joy while drinking next to his beau that he was slapping those cheeks like Conor McGregor in the octagon while his Ride Or Die Juliet literally did all she could to ride the out of control bucking bronco booty while chugging as much Pink Eye Lager as her lover before capping it with as classy a tongue kiss as you will get this side of Robbie Heart and Julia Gulia. If you are looking for a special someone this holiday season, these two hopeless romantics should be prototype for the partner you want to find, and more importantly the partner you want to be for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, dingleberries be damned.