Will Smith Documented His Trip To The Zoo And It's A Delight

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Will Smith is maybe my favorite person on the planet. I have the ability to block out the part where he is the father of two of the most insufferable human beings ever. Jaden and Willow aren’t in the equation when I think about how much I love Will Smith. He’s got a Phil Dunphy quality to him that I adore.

And after watching his visit to the zoo I need a reality show starring only Will Smith. Not a family reality show like The Osbournes. Just a show where we get to watch Will Smith do whatever he does on a daily basis. Reading the paper, grocery shopping, taking a shit, whatever. Or he could just do it on Instagram like he did with his zoo visit. That’d be fine. I need more Will Smith in my life despite him being one of the most recognizable faces ever. He brightens my entire day.

When all the Harvey Weinstein stuff was happening, and everyone in Hollywood was being exposed for being creepy as fuck, somebody asked me who would be the most devastating name to come out. I said Will Smith. My heart simply wouldn’t be able to handle that type of disappointment. I would’ve moved to a cabin in the woods if it came out that Big Willie Style acted inappropriately on a movie set with an actress. I will throw all electronics into the Hudson and go off the grid.