John Mayer Did A Smokey Eye Tutorial On Instagram And It's Fantastic

John Mayer >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jenna Marbles

Do you follow John Mayer on Instagram? If the answer is yes, you’re a smart person. If you the answer is no, you’re a dumb person. You’re a dumb person cause John Mayer is the best follow on Instagram and it’s not even close. Now you might be saying, “But Trent, John Mayer doesn’t have big tits or a giant ass. How could he possibly be the best follow on Instagram?” and the answer is simple: instagram story. John Mayer uses the Instagram story in a way that no one else does. He’s super weird and super funny. He’s got a weird brain and his Instagram story is where he dumps all his strange thoughts. They’re usually late at night so you’ll wake up to a bunch of posts from him that are off the wall. It’s awesome. Oh and sometimes he goes live and just rips the guitar which is a treat as well.

Or he’ll do something like he did last night and do a smokey eye make up tutorial. Why did he do that? I don’t care why. I wanna see John Mayer do everything. He makes everything better. I went to a John Mayer concert by myself out in Holmdel, New Jersey. That’s how much I wanna see John Mayer do things. The smokey eye looked good to me. Way better than I would ever do. The best part was him saying, “Did somebody nail it? No they didn’t. But they came close and that’s what matters.” Only my guy John could say something that inspirational while doing a mock make up tutorial. Need more make up tutorials from him.