Elon Musk Went To A Sex Party In Silicon Valley But Left Early Cause He Thought It Was A Costume Party

AOL- Elon Musk attended a now-notorious event at a Silicon Valley investor’s home that has been described as a “sex party” — but a spokesperson told Business Insider that Musk says there was no lurid behaviour while he was there. In an extract from her forthcoming book “Brotopia” about the culture of the tech indutry, journalist Emily Chang detailed a June 2017 party at a venture capitalist’s house that allegedly saw drug-taking and open sexual behavior. Axios subsequently identified it as the home of former DFJ investor Steve Jurvetson, while another blog post written by entrepreneur Paul Biggar said that, while they didn’t see any explicit sexual behaviour, they did see Elon Musk in attendance.

They said: “Elon was at the party for a couple hours and left around 1am after talking with several DFJ-funded entrepreneurs about technology and building companies. His impression was that it was a corporate party with a costume theme, not a ‘sex party’, and there was no indication that it would become one after he left. “

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*takes deep breath*

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What a loser! What a fucking loser! Elon Musk is exactly who I thought he was. A complete and total square. Somebody come get your mans. This your hero? This is your real-life Iron Man? A guy who leaves a sex party because he thought it was a costume party? #NotMyHero. Tony Stark would’ve stayed, done all the blow, fucked all the girls (and maybe the guys) and been the last one standing. Your boy Elon leaves cause he mistook an awesome sex party for a corporate costume party. That’s the basket all you sheep are putting your eggs in to and it’s sad to see. A prude, rocket-crashing, empty promise-making dum dum who doesn’t know an orgy when it slaps him across the face. I mean who the hell has a costume party in June? Apparently Elon thinks that’s a thing. He’s never ever getting to Mars. He can’t even figure out life on this planet.

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I hope this confuses Elon for the rest of his life. I hope he whips out his dick at every Halloween party he goes to from here on out. Just completely gets his signals crossed and assumes every party with costumes is a sex party. What. A. Loser.