New Jersey Accent Ranked 5th Sexiest In The Country

NJ.com – The New Jersey accent is ranked 5th on a list of sexiest accents in North America, according to a survey conducted by the dating site Cupid.com. Seven percent of the site’s users said a guy or girl with a Jersey accent makes them weak at the knees. Ahead of Jersey are accents from the South, New York, West and New England, respectively.

Here is the complete list:

1.) Southern
2.) New York – 16.5 percent
3.) Western – 13 percent
4.) New England – 10.5 percent
5.) New Jersey – 7 percent
6.) Canadian – 7 percent
7.) Midwestern – 5.5 percent
8.) Mid-Atlantic – 4 percent

Aye! Lemme stick my Taylor Ham in you while Ant’knee pump my gas, you hoo-wah!

I’m trying to decide whats worse here – Jersey checking in at 5 or New England checking in at 4. Naturally New York is top 2. Because we don’t sound like complete and utter morons when we open our mouths. Sure I saw cawfee, but thats about it. Other than that I should probably be doing books on tape or narrating the next documentary series like Planet Earth.

At the end of the day, accents are only sexy to girls because they’re dumb and little things like that can distract them. Down South girls probably love Masshole accents because they’ve never heard them before. Northeast girls love the down south accent for the same reason. American girls love the Australian accent, Australian girls love the American accent. Round and round we go because chicks are just like cats playing with a ball of yarn or chasing a laser pointer. They like shiny things distracting the, and if you distract them long enough they’ll eventually spread their legs for it. Me and most guys on the other hand? I’ll fuck any chick thats hot pretty much regardless of what she sounds like. Bitch could talk like that deaf chick Siren from American Gladiators and I’d be down.

PS – Whats worse – the Northern “New Joisy” Tony Soprano accent or the Southern Jersey/Philly accent with “wudder?” Toss up of awfulness.