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Cousin Yuri's Wife Says Arod Pissed On Their Kitchen Floor To Send Them A Message

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An “evil” Alex Rodriguez urinated on the floor of his cousin’s home to send a message and mark his territory, Yuri Sucart’s wife told the Daily News Thursday in an explosive interview. Carmen Sucart, whose husband, Yuri Sucart, is A-Rod’s estranged cousin and alleged steroid mule, blasted Rodriguez for accusing her deathly ill husband of trying to extort the troubled Yankee superstar. She said Rodriguez lied when he told Drug Enforcement Administration agents that a lawyer representing her husband sent the disgraced Yankee superstar a shakedown letter in 2012. Carmen Sucart said Rodriguez first offered to pay the Sucart family to keep them silent about his drug use and extramarital womanizing. “I want you to put this in the paper,” she said. “Alex is so poor, the only thing he has is money. He sleeps with his money, he will die with his money.” Rodriguez signed a proffer agreement last January agreeing to cooperate with federal agents prosecuting Anthony Bosch and his Biogenesis doping clinic in exchange for limited immunity from prosecution. He reportedly told DEA agents that Sucart sent him an “extortion letter” demanding $5 million for his silence on A-Rod’s relationship with Biogenesis founder Anthony Bosch in December 2012.  Carmen Sucart told the Daily News that Yuri treated Rodriguez like a little brother after the disgraced Yankee’s father abandoned the family as a child, and served A-Rod 24/7 during the years he worked as a personal assistant. In return, Rodriguez dragged Yuri Sucart into his 2009 steroid mea culpa, stopped paying him in 2012 and threatened to destroy the Sucart family if they publicly talked about his drug use and extramarital womanizing. “Alex is an a——.” Carmen Sucart said on Thursday. “He is a bad person.” She said Rodriguez came to the Miami home Rodriguez provided to the Sucarts in 2010 and vowed to destroy the family if they went public with his use of performance-enhancing drugs. Then he urinated on the floor, she said, as if to mark the house as his territory. “He was so arrogant, he came into my house like he thought he was a god,” Carmen Sucart said.

Out of all the Power Moves a man can pull to dominate another guy, pissing on their floor might be number 1. Like it goes:

2. Have sex with their wife

1. Piss on their kitchen floor.

Its as primal as it gets. Its like hardwired into our DNA that if someone pisses on your territory you instantly feel inferior. Its science. Its nature. You cant fight it. Immediate cuckhold.

Thats why its almost unfathomable that Alexander Emmanuel Rodriguez was the one who did this. I’m envisioning him with his blue lips wrapped around a huge cigar, looking over his shoulder at Cousin Yuri just pissing all over the place establishing dominance over the situation. I guess its just too bad that Cousin Yuri is a fucking wild card. Dude just doesn’t play by the rules. You think he’s a lowly drug mule that can be manipulated and intimidated but NO NO NO. Not Cousin Yuri. Dude bows down for no man. Thats why he had no fear when push came to shove and he ratted him out. Cousin Yuri saw right through Arod’s charade. Like all the sudden Arod, the biggest pussy whos always worried about his friends and the fans and who likes him and shit, is some big bad floor pisser? No way, pal. Yuri’s dealt with enough actual badasses to know when some fraud is putting on a front.