WOAH: Plane Engine Exploded And A Woman Was Sucked Out Of The Window And Pulled Back In By Passengers

WHATTTTT? One second you’re chillin on the plane, high on Xanax, enjoying your tiny package of pretzels and not reading the book you bought at Hudson News even though you told yourself “I’m buying this book because I’m going to start reading again, and what better time than this flight?” But then obviously the second you get on the flight you put in your headphones and the book never leaves your backpack. And then the next thing you know YOU’RE BEING SUCKED OUT OF THAT TINY PLANE WINDOW THAT JUST EXPLODED. Holy moly, can you imagine? I thought those windows were indestructible, but from what I’m reading the plane engine exploded and cracked the window and the woman almost flew out like the Santa Claus going down a chimney? Good grief, Charlie Brown.

(I can’t find the gif of him going down that little tiny chimney but you know what I’m talking about, like that little pipe he gets sucked down in the movie)

I’m editing this blog now because it’s being reported there has been a fatality and that’s quite sad. When the story was first reported and I wrote this blog they didn’t report any injuries, and certainly not a death. It doesn’t sound like the death was the same person who was pulled in from the window.