Pretty Impressive Apple Store Heist Job- $27,000 in 30 Seconds

Because we’re in the trust tree, I have an important question: Is it….is it really that easy to steal $27,000 worth of Apple products? They were in and out in 30 seconds, but enough about my sex life, heyoooooooo! We have fun here. But I ask again, is it truly that easy to rob an Apple store and get that much stuff in so little time? Because if so, wouldn’t the Apple Store have a pretty glaring problem on their hands? I mean, that was a little too easy. At one point I think one of the guys stopped, filled out an application for Apple Care, and still got out the door with 3 Mac Books and 2 iPhones tucked under his arm. You know how those danged chargers are, gotta get the protection plan for when they go wonky.

But honestly speaking, how quickly they were scooping up those laptops, folding them in half, and moving on to the next was certainly impressive. Reminds me of those Asians who can stack the cups. The smash and grab job isn’t quite up there with Oceans 11 in terms of complexity, but it certainly was effective. It certainly beats walking into a bank with a note and getting the silent alarm called on you. The only resistance they were met with was one jabroni who tried to stand in the exit who got pummeled like an undersized linebacker trying to stop Mike Alstott at the goal line. All in all, a pretty profitable 30 seconds for those guys. I don’t condone it, but I tip my cap for them pulling it off with such ease.