Disturbing Footage: Katy Perry Tried To Kill A Girl At One Of Her Shows Over The Weekend

Oh Katy. Katy, Katy, Katy. This is so classic Katy Perry. I have two theories of what is going on here:

1) Katy Perry hates her fans, or at least what is left of them. She feels slighted by them, and she can’t take it any longer. Nobody bought her new album. Then she couldn’t sell out any arena during her tour. I read they delay her start time every show to move fans down into the pit area so it looks more crowded. So she is fed up and lost her freaking mind, which leads me to theory #2….

2) Most people are only there because tickets sell for like $9 on Seat Geek so they figure, why not? So Katy has just about had enough of all of it and lashed out, because none of the people in the crowd are her fans at all. And that’s why Katy Perry tried to kill this girl. She knew it was really a Taylor Swift fan and tried to murder her. So sad that it’s come to this, but that’s what happens when Taylor moves more copies of Reputation in a DAY than Katy sold in a MONTH.

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Pretty excited to hate-watch the new season of American Idol, whenever that premiers. Eh, let’s be honest, I’ll just hate-watch the clips on Twitter that I can then blog, I’m not wasting a second watching that show, that they are paying Katy $25 million dollars to be a judge on. Hope she doesn’t get mad when every single singer is better than her, she might try to kill them too.