Jumping Infinity Feet Off A Cruise Ship - Good Idea Or Bad Idea?

This video is making waves (no pun intended) today. I can’t stop watching it. That was what, a 100 foot jump? I think actually higher. Look at that land in the background, they are SO HIGH UP.

What is…what is your game plan when doing that? Before you jump you have to pray that the fall alone doesn’t break your arms and legs and knock you unconscious. Because then you’re just floating face down in the ocean and that my friends is how you drown to death. Absolutely best case scenario is you break a few of your ribs? When I jumped off the 30 foot pier in Boston for Flutag it knocked the wind right out of me and gave me what I believe was a minor concussion.

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And that was a 30 foot fall. That kid jumped at least triple that.

And the worst part? HIS FRIEND DIDN’T EVEN GET THE FUCKING SPLASH. HE MISSED THE IMPACT INTO THE WATER. Your buddy just killed himself for the good of a few Instagram likes and you miss the fucking part where he hits the water? Worst friend of all time. OF ALL TIME.

Wait hold on, breaking news, we have Rone’s dad on the line (his dad is an astrophysicist) to find out just how high that jump was. Might be as high as 400 feet. I’m waiting on a final answer. He has now told us it’s 324 feet. 324!!!!!! Insane. 324. Official Barstool Sports statement: Bad idea.