Good Ol Fashioned Fat Drunk Guy Royal Rumble On The High Seas

So a couple of dudes get drunk, rent the tiniest boat possible, and start throwing fists? Whatever. I don’t even see how this is a big deal. Narc city, population Daryl Newhouse. Just mind your own bees wax, Daryl. It’s not your ocean. It’s not your boat. If those bros want to have a Royal Rumble on the high seas, let them have a Royal Rumble on the high seas. There should have been RKOs and slams, not the coast guard being called in. And besides, if you aren’t getting blacked out on a tiny boat, are you even on a tiny boat at all? These guys pooled their money and wanted to have the best #SaturdaysAreForTheBoys they could, and I tink they did a pretty good job.

When the fighting was done, they wanted to fight Daryl for being a tattle tale.

Rule number 1 of the high seas, no snitching. They’re gonna have to settle this next week, fat guy in a little boat.