Dan Snyder Sending This Picture To A Redskins Fan In The Mail Is So Amazingly Daniel Snyder

This could be peak Daniel Snyder. I mean, if giving employees bags of apples instead of a Christmas bonus doesn’t count as peak Dan Snyder, if suing an old lady for her season tickets after her husband died doesn’t count as peak Dan Snyder, or if trying to sue newspapers for publishing negative articles about him doesn’t count as peak Dan Snyder (I could go on for years here), then this picture…this is peak Dan Snyder:

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Amazing. Imagine thinking “you know what this beaten down Redskins fan wants? A picture of ME! The guy who is responsible for all his sadness! Oh, I better autograph it too!”

I want to believe deep down inside that it’s Dan Snyder trolling, but oh, it is not. It’s just his lack of any sort of awareness. He for sure has a stack of those pictures in his desk drawer, just waiting to be sent out in case he ever gets any fan mail…or any mail, at all. I bet you could send him a letter tomorrow asking him to go fuck his own asshole with sandpaper, and he’d send back that picture.

My other favorite Dan Snyder pictures:

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and of course

50 bucks to anyone who can get the South Park Dan Snyder picture autographed for me.