#BoycottOliveGarden Is Trending Because Some Random Lady Made Up Out Of Nowhere That They Are Funding Trump's Re-Election

And that’s how it begins. One tweet from Dennese Edgerton sets off a nationally trending topic. It’s amazing how this works. Does Dennese Edgerton need to provide any factual information to back up this claim? Absolutely not. That’s not what Twitter is about. You just say something, send it into the universe, and next thing you know people are out here thinking soup, salad, and breadsticks have political affiliations. Like, imagine sending this tweet in response to Dennese Edgerton:

Meanwhile the OG is like…uhhh….what?

And their social media guy is having a hell of a day!

And for those wondering, their parent company does not donate either.

So it was literally just made up by a random woman who also has sent out tweets like this:

This lady really started a national story, picked up by news outlets. That’s the world we’re living in. It’s crazytown.

And my question is this: What the fuck does she have against Olive Garden?!!? Did they run out of soup during her last visit? Were the breadsticks slightly overcooked? The answer is no and no because Olive Garden would never give anything less than the best. And if something did go wrong surely they’d offer a $50 giftcard. What it has to be is she didn’t get one of the $500 all you can eat pasta passes so she went out searching for revenge. And now people who will never find out this is 100% false are legitimately going to stop eating at the Olive Garden. And the extra irony is people who believe shit like this are 10000% people who would absolutely HATE giving up Olive Garden. And 10000000000000% people who would go to Red Lobster instead, not realizing they are owned by the same company. So in conclusion, delete Twitter and sign off the internet forever because it’s killing our brains and the world is already stupid enough as it is.