Alex Ren vs Emily Ratajkowski Round 2: DING DING DING!!!!

DING DING DING!

Remember last Summer when Alexis Ren and Emily Ratajkowski were in a vicious feud with each other that I totally didn’t make up, they traded Instagram bombs with each other, left and right, blow after blow. It was a gutter war, with the two ladies in a massive slobberknocker with their best pics they could throw at one another. It went on for weeks, until I decided to call the fight in favor of Ren. 

Well, guess what? They. Weren’t. Done.

That’s right. This blood feud is continuing this Summer, and folks, it’s already getting heated.

I’d say it kicked off when Rata posted this thing right in everyone’s god damn face:

To be honest, that should have been the beginning and end of it. Rata has been stunting times a billion on the Gram, maintaining the top spot in the standings in both the AP and USA Today Instagram polls.

Well, Alexis Ren doesn’t like playing second fiddle. She wants to be Alabama. She wants to be the 1, all year long. So she did what she did best, and started going HAM.

A left blow!

A right blow!

And then….

What a punch!

Because I’m your humble servant on this here blog, I will closely monitor this situation. The Ren vs Rat feud may never ever die.