Texas Man Films Finding A 5-Foot Rat Snake In His Toilet And Then Plays With It For A Little While

Big time no thanks from me. As a frequent toilet user (FTU), I would be absolutely traumatized if I came across a snake in the toilet. I’m on the record as saying that snakes are one of the only things I’m afraid of. Seeing snakes makes my testicles retreat into my body. If this situation happened to me, I would certainly not be all calm and collected. I would be as nervous as the day is long. Might even wet my britches a touch. Not like a piss dawg but there would be a dot of pee. No doubt about it.

I do think I could most past my fear and get the snake out of the toilet but then I would toss that fucker deep into the woods. I wouldn’t be examining it and yucking it up with my other rancher pals whilst they took pictures from Andrew Luck’s phone for their facebook buddies.

Good luck to you if you are reading this while you poop this morning. Cant imagine sitting there thinking that a snake could be in the toilet while your ass, nuts, and all your other unmentionables are fully exposed and spread wide. Not good. Dick lookin like a toilet rat. Rat snakes love that. Yikes.