Study Shows That Most Of The Country West and North Of Texas Are Disgusting On Thanksgiving

To the people in yellow, what in the fuck is wrong with you?

I mean, my god. Green beans or casseroles. I assume that means green bean casserole too. If so, fuck the yellow states. Green bean casserole might be up there with ham as far as shit that poor people love. The worst. Even if it’s just green beans, that cant be your go-to Thanksgiving side dish, nor can salad.

I would have assumed those libtards in California would love salads but I am shocked to see my beloved Alaska on such a list. I would have thought that Alaska’s favorite non-meat sidedish would be like Moose or caribou.

I dont think that Texas and the surrounding states got a fair shake either did Michigan and that clump of states that said biscuits. Bread isnt a side dish. It’s in a separate category all to itself. The type of bread should be clarified. Cornbread is a type of bread but it isn’t a side dish.

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Additionally, mac and cheese is also trash on Thanksgiving or any day. Personally, I’d rather have a nice bowl of nothing than mac and cheese. Give me a salad over that any day.

New England with squash. Grow up. That’s all I say is grow up.

With side dishes like that, I dont even know why America likes Thanksgiving.

My favorite meal for Thanksgiving:

Prime rib that has been smoked and then seared.
Garlic and cheese mashed potatoes with burnt end brisket toppings
Parsnip and carrots roasted in a balsamic glaze
rosemary french bread
and a carrot cake cheesecake.

That’s what I’ll be having this year.