Some Soccer Team In Scotland Unveiled Their New Mascot And Yup, Nailed It

Meet Kingsley, @ThistleTweet new mascot. pic.twitter.com/4RmUMzuenB

— Superscoreboard (@ClydeSSB) June 22, 2015

See here’s the thing about 2015, you can do one of two things when unveiling a new logo/mascot. You can either A) Actually do a good job and meet little to no fanfare (see new Bucks/Sixers uniforms) or B) Make it so awful that people are forced to talk about it and make fun of you (see Pierre the Pelican/Browns color change). A is the traditional route and B is how you create a buzz, and let me tell you Partick Thistle FC you fucking crushed option B. What the hell even is this thing? Some retarded Sun with buck teeth and a unibrow? It looks like you melted one of those super early Simpson characters and called it a day. These ones.

You bring that thing near any child and they’re crying for days. Oh and the corporate logo? Nailed that too.

Seriously did I black out so hard over the weekend that I became the graphic designer for Partick Thistle FC without realizing it? That’s the only explanation because I’m 99.9% sure I designed all of this shit in 5 minutes on Microsoft Paint. Make Clark the Cub and his huge furry dick look totally normal.