SHOCKER: Texas Billionaire Aliki David Walks Around Office Pantless, Plays Porn At Work, Gets Sued For Sexual Harassment
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A billionaire who is being forced to pay $11 million to a former employee after losing a sexual harassment lawsuit has defended his actions and claimed he is just having fun in the workplace.
Alki David, 50, admitted in an interview with Inside Edition on Wednesday that he walks around his office without pants on and plays adult films for his employees.
But the founder of online TV provider FilmOn.TV and Hologram USA insists it is just entertainment.
‘It’s called entertainment, man. It’s called having fun in the workplace,’ he said.
You know how people chastise, judge, lambast, criticize and stereotype people for picking their nose, even though 100% of humanity partakes in the act? It’s truly ridiculous. I mean all boogers are are little dust and mucus balls. I don’t know why we as a society decided it was a horrifying act punishable by social death to pick them, but we did. And it’s fucking BULLSHIT.
And that is in a way like watching porn. Everyone watches it. It just is what it is. It’s a natural human action, almost genetically encoded into our DNA at this point. One morning you’re scrolling through IG and come across a smokeshow or two, the next you’re watching Mary Queen get drilled poolside. At this point I think I could pick James Deens’ dick out of a lineup before my own at this point.
I mean, I’ve seen it a thousand times. But for each and every time that’s happened I’d be fucking HORRIFIED if someone walked in on me. Just think, at one second you have your work laptop on your chest and going to town on yourself like it’s the end of the world. You’re about to put one through the back of the Apple sign and *bam* Denise from accounting walks in. How would you react?
You’d be pretty goddamn uncomfortable, that’s how. It’s like getting caught picking your nose…. x1000.
So this was the first thought that came into my head when I heard this rich guy was playing porn at work:
Because not only will ya know, get fucking SUED (seriously what an idiot) but you’re not getting boogers flicked across the office. Instead John in IT is shooting 5 ropers across the office that almost take out Tammy the secretary’s eyeball while she sits in a puddle of her own wetness in the lobby.
Now THAT is a hostile work environment