NSFW: Folks, Concert SZN Is Ass Eatin SZN

When the whole squad goes to enjoy a little music and sunshine but ends up eating ass together as a crew >>>>

2016 is fuckin wild, man. You’ve got to have your phone ready at all times. You never know if you’ll see an incredible drum solo, a fight, or even some good old fashioned ass eatin. Can you imagine being alive in a time where people didn’t freely admit to eating ass? It’d be terrible.

“Howard, come hither and eatith my bottom side.”

“What is this locker room talk, Ruth? The Lord forbids anilingus and you know it! Make the walk again!”

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There goes Ruth getting shamed again because she wanted her salad tossed. Sad.

Anyway, I love how this longtime female stoolie is just living her best life. If one of your pals doesn’t eat your ass right, move on to the next one but give the first fella a try again. Maybe he’s not used to hitting leadoff. It can be scary at first. Big jitters. The second time through the order he might eat the ever loving dogshit outta your ass so well that you give him the cooch. When it comes to eatin ass, “Go back, back, forth and forth.”