Jeff Fisher Rumored To Be A Candidate For The UCLA Coaching Job, EVERYONE REMAIN CALM

Stay Calm Big Cat. Stay Calm. Act Natural and pretend you’re not over the moon with the thought of Jeff Fisher coaching in College.

Just Kidding, Im freaking the fuck out. First John Gruden to Tennessee (maybe), then Chip Kelly to Florida (basically confirmed), now this, the people’s champ, the king of mediocrity, the president of snake it till you make it, Jeff Fisher. I need this so badly. We all do. Getting older sucks so much, you can’t drink anymore without a vicious hangover, you get fat, you get tired, you get gray hairs, and your favorite Coaches lose their jobs never to be heard from again. So please UCLA, do this for me, do this for the jokes. Just think about the ratings. That 1030 game on the West Coast, should you stay up for it? Probably not right. Well what if I told you that you’d get to watch Jeff Fisher in a XXXL long sleeve shirt patrolling the sidelines. In, so fucking in. And here’s a little spinzone for you UCLA, you technically can’t  go 7-9 in College so we’re already winning.

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If I never get to use the chart again in my life I will be so heartbroken.