I Legit Have No Idea How This Person Is Alive

I’m not one to be ugly to another person especially in an early morning bonus blog, but goodness gracious. What in the fuck is happening with our pal and longtime stoolie Daddy Long Neck? What’s going on with his legs? What going on with his whispers ass? I have bird legs. Jared has bird legs. Bird legs are one thing but this is like when Xzibit comes on the screen and grabs the skinniest dude in the trailer park, takes him under his wing and says,

“We heard you like bird legs so we put some mother fuckin bird legs inside of your bird legs!”

Just like putting a sushi bar inside the dude’s van who really liked sushi, this seems like a little bit of overkill, X.

That being said, this song still goes.

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Speaking of goes, go eat a burger or two, Daddy Long Neck. #longneckgang