Cubs Are Rolling And Now Fans Are Catching Handjobs In The Bleachers
Love it. Cubs are on fire, have the best record in baseball, a commanding NL Central lead and hopes for big things in October, what’s left to do? Get your dick jerked off in the bleachers, duh. If you can’t catch a handy in your jorts while watching the best Cubs team since the 1920’s then what are we even doing here? Shame on the security for kicking him out. Then again, spinzone, he only got kicked out. If one of the old ushers saw him doing this they probably would have murdered him. No one on earth takes their job more seriously than the 100 year old ushers.
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The hand bracing this guy is doing tells me this was the best night of his life. Do you man, do you.