Anal Bleaching Is 23 Percent More Popular Than Last Year: What's Wrong With Brown Butt?

Demand for anal bleaching has risen by about a fifth in the past year as women ‘feel under pressure to look like porn stars’, figures suggest.
The trend was sparked after celebrities – including Sophie Kasaei, Charlotte Crosby and Kourtney Kardashian – revealed they have had the procedure.
It involves lightening the colour of the skin around the anus for cosmetic purposes, to make it more uniform with the surrounding area.

Call me old-fashioned but I’m not overly concerned if a butthole is brown town or not. I think there are some dangers to altering the color of your most intimate areas. For instance, my dog Otto’s balls are as black as the night. I’m not gonna rub some ointment on his balls to lighten his testicle color so that it matches his tan fur.

Sure, it would cut down on the amount of internet bullying that he receives daily. I cant tell you the last time we’ve made it 24 hours without someone shaming him on Instagram. It’s very hurtful But, I love him for whom he is. I think these ladies would find that their partners aren’t concerned with the color of their anuses too. Hairy? No thanks. Smelly? Yikes! But Brown? I think that’s fine. I dont need need my partner’s ass lookin like a silver dollar sea shell after a week on the beach.

We have got to stop being a society of followers. We cant just look at what celebs are doing with their privates and say, “Hey. If a Kardashian is bleaching her asshole, buddy, pass the Clorox.”

It’s ass eatin szn. As long as it’s clean, eat the booty like groceries. #WipeDontDye