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Why Are Golf Fans So Soft?

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So I’ve noticed a disturbing trend lately with golf fans. And that is that they are the softest group of people on the internet. I’m talking marshmellow soft. First they got on me for criticizing Justin Thomas and now I’m getting attacked for going after Tiger Woods. I just don’t understand why golf fans get so mad when you root against somebody. It’s insane. Listen I love Tiger being in the mix as much as the next guy because it makes golf way more exciting. While you are rooting for Tiger I’m rooting against him. That’s what sports is all about. But for some reason golf fans get offended when you root against somebody. They take it as a personal insult. Like you are insulting the great game of golf. It makes no sense. If you root for everybody you root for nobody.

PS – I resent people saying I hate Tiger Woods just to be different. For all you new fly by night Stoolies I’ve hated Tiger Woods forever. He’s just such a fraud. I hate guys who pretend to be something they are not. Tiger always acted so morally superior till Elin beat him to death with a golf club. I loved when he got caught banging a million strippers and whores. It made him relatable, but he never dropped the act. He’s just so smug about everything he does. It drives me nuts. How can you root for a guy like that? Because he’s good at golf? Who cares? I like flawed heroes who know they’re flawed. Not fake ass cocksuckers which is exactly what Tiger Woods is.

Double PS – Tiger isn’t back till he wins another major which he’s never going to do.  Period.