We're Eatin' Boogers In The Crowd At UFC Phoenix, Folks

Classic. Gotta love you some old school booger jokes. This guy dug for gold, feasted on said gold, went back to the well, and then attempted the rare booger-willy on his buddy. Unprecedented, really.

That’s the brilliant, next-level humor you could expect from UFC fans. Now let’s have us a couple barnburner fights.

After the past two nights of MMA blunders, Cain and Francis better tear each other’s fucking heads off.