This Dude Just Pooped The Hell Out Of His Pants (Must Watch)

Funniest video of the year and probably the worst gamble on a fart I’ve ever seen. We’ve all been there and I probably should feel sympathy but I’m in goddamn tears. The attempt at shoring up the dam, the panic when he realized it’s been breached, the high step because people with poop in their pants run like dogs with shoes on, it’s all amazing. Godspeed my friend, good luck cleaning up that accident with stadium single ply.