Tacko Fall Is A Goddamn Hero

Tacko Fall man, what an absolute legend. Whether it’s blocking the shit out of Zion on the biggest stage, absolutely dominating Summer League in a way where he made grown men look like children, or here, running in to save the day and make that little dude’s dream of dunking come true. For all we know Tacko Fall may have just sparked the greatest dunker the sport has ever seen. You don’t know. Just wait, in a couple decades this kid is going to turn into Vince Carter 2.0 and he’s going to talk about how his love for dunking first started when Tacko raised him up like Simba when he was a baby.

I’m not saying this act alone should cement Tacko’s spot in his battle for the 15th roster spot, but given what we saw from him on the court and then all the fantastic content/videos of him off the court this summer I don’t see how Danny Ainge can pass this opportunity up. I’m going to need him to think of us bloggers while he makes this decision. I mean he did it with Yabu so what’s the harm. Tacko is currently one of three guys competing for that end of the bench role, and if there’s one thing this team needs it’s more Tacko. Not just because center is a huge question mark, but everyone loves him. The team is supposedly  all about chemistry this year and well nobody oozes chemistry more than Tacko. Add in the fact that he’s a fucking monster and this seems like a no brainer to me.

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Also, the fact that this happened on a Tuesday, I mean come on. Fuck you LeBron, Tacko owns Taco Tuesdays no matter how many cringey videos you make.