Someone Needs To Bring Up The Fact That Pres Tucks His Ears Into His Hat

Last week Pres got mad at me for wearing a Sox hat in the office because he had a week before. Said I was trying to copy him after he made it cool. Well I think this is proof positive that he couldn’t possibly make wearing a Red Sox hat any less cool. Ears tucked in?! Learn how to wear a hat, boss. Absolutely nothing screams “I picked daises and daydreamed in right field” like tucking your ears into your hat. Nothing.

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