Recapping Nate Vs. Smitty Late Night Wars

So while most of Stoolie Nation was asleep last night we had an epic battle royal with Smitty vs. Nate Dog.  It all started innocently enough when Chase Utley got a standing ovation at the Phillies game.   Nat chimed in about it.

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Smitty defended his city and rightfully so

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Well that caused Nate’s freak meter to slowly rise.  Things started to get slightly personal.  Just a dash.  Nothing too crazy.

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But then our new CEO/pot stirrer got in the mix and took this thing to the moon with this tweet.

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The second Erika did this Nate went BERSERK.   The freaks came out in full effect.

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And then the memes came out in full force….

Along with me demanding Nate At Night…

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Nate finally delivered….

Much to the delight of the #BarstoolRetreat1016 crowd who periscoped ourselves watching Nate’s Periscope.   And 30K Stoolies joined in at midnight to watch bloggers periscoping themselves watching another blogger periscope himself.    #OnlyBarstool

Until Nate signed off by saying “Later Gator” left us crying in the aisles and begging for more.

And then 20 minutes later of so Smitty responded with his own Periscope dropping Q bombs all over the place.

And that was that. Just another casual Tuesday Night at Barstool Sports. I think I’d have to call this one a split decision. I feel like Nate is a spider monkey on twitter. There are no safe spaces with him. Nowhere he won’t go. You take a shot at Bryce Harper and next thing you know he’s saying you’re the laziest worker in Barstool and cc’ing the new CEO on it. That’s ISIS type shit.

PS – gif of the night goes to this guy. The only thing missing from this fight was Rico Bosco. I can’t believe he missed a 50 year storm. In fact I may have overestimated Rico. I would have bet my life he was sitting in a dark room somewhere in front of a dimly lit computer just waiting for Nate or KFC to fuck up so he could come flying in from the locker room. I can’t believe he missed this.