Porn Star Daisy Marie Rises From The Dead For A Sons Of Anarchy Cameo

Last night Sons started off with one of their patented music montages which take up roughly 40% of the actual TV show at this point, but my dick perked up just a little when I saw the porn star/stripper chicks walking into their porn warehouse. And when I saw that ass in the jean shorts I was like “WHO the fuck is that girl?”

This morning my esteemed colleague @SaintBrendan pointed out to me that it was the one and only Daisy Marie. Former dominant porn star who fell off the face of the earth about 5 years ago. And now like Celine fucking Dion its all coming back to me. I mean open the goddam floodgates. Daisy Marie memories flooding my brain. Down to like specific scenes and shit. I don’t know how Sons Of Anarchy does it but they always have the wackiest cameos. The Hoff, Tom Arnold, fucking Stephen King. They got fat ass Marilyn Manson playing a minor role as a White Supremacist this season. But all those pale in comparison to a 6 second scene with Daisy Marie walking around with her ass in Daisy Dukes. That chick could S a D with the best of them and was, um, lets say, very liberal with the money shot.

Now all we need is Heather Brooke to rise from the ashes like a Phoenix and this series can ride off into the sunset having the best cameos ever.