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Mr. Kraft Got Head The Morning of the AFC Championship Game And I Ain't Mad About It At All

So here is the official document on Mr. Kraft’s involvement in this sex sting in Florida. It turns out he got a blowjob the morning of the AFC championship game. To be honest it makes perfect sense. Huge game. Tons of anxiety. Everybody is saying the dynasty is dead. The guy just wanted to blow off some steam no pun intended but intended.

But on a serious note did you read the report? The masseuse actually hugged him after it was over and helped Mr. Kraft get dressed. That’s exactly why people need to stop mentioning Kraft and sex trafficking like he somehow was involved in that or should have known better. I mean if somebody gives you a hug and helps you get dressed after sucking your dick you have to assume they are happily employed and love their job. Not that they are some sex slave like the media is reporting. Obviously I don’t know the facts of the case, but it’s pretty clear Mr. Kraft had nothing to do with the larger issues at hand and people need to stop making it seem like he did anything other than get caught in the crossfire or a larger sting operation.