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Mom with 38HHs Gets a Breast Reduction So She Doesn't Suffocate Her Kids

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SourceA mum with ‘ever-growing’ massive boobs claims she could not breastfeed her children because she feared she would suffocate them.

Rachel Ryan, 26, is finally set to have reduction surgery on her breasts – cup size 38HH – after battling against her bust since the age 12.

Besides causing her chronic back pain , single mum Rachel says she couldn’t breastfeed her two children – Layla, now six, and Ollie, five – because her boobs covered their faces.

Among other problems she revealed that she has “faced daily sexual harassment, from shouting in the streets to physical groping and humiliation”.

The 26-year-old says her bust has left her feeling like a “freak show”.

And after spending years not being able to be an active mother due to her pain, Rachel’s parents have decided to pay for her £6,000 breast reduction surgery.

The surgery, which is happening on Monday, will bring university student Rachel down from a 38HH to a smaller 38D.

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This just goes to show once again that you never know what someone else is going through until you’ve walked in their moccasins. Or, as the case may be, their HH cups. It would only be natural to assume that Rachel Ryan would be glad to naturally develop the rack that other women pay tens of thousands of dollars to have installed. But obviously they are not what they are all cracked up to be. One woman’s blessing is another woman’s curse. And judging by the a-holes who’ve made her life miserable, not all attention is wanted attention. It’s like what late, great former Cardinals pitcher Joaquin Andujar said of baseball: There’s one word to describe it, and that word is “you never know.”

What we do know, what is absolutely not in doubt, is a mother’s love. So deep is that maternal instinct that there is nothing a mom will not sacrifice for her children. Her career. Her friendships. Her own health. Her life. Even the spectacularly massive bewbs nature gave her. It almost seems like a cruel joke that their sole purpose is supposed to be for feeding her young, and yet hers are so big they threaten those children’s very lives. So she’s doing the noble thing.

Having said all that, there is no mention of the babies’ father in all this. I’m just spitballing here, but assuming he’s still in the picture? And guessing nobody asked his opinion? But he had to be a hard sell. And he’s in a total lose-lose situation because there’s no way he can talk about his own wishes without looking like a complete scumbag who’s not interested in mom’s pain or the safety of the kids. I know some guys aren’t boob men but those kinds of guys are rare. And don’t make babies with women carrying 38HHs around. So my gut tells me those were a pretty big selling point to him. Now she’s going to have a more or less garden variety 38D, two kids and a lot of memories of happier times for him. To be clear, her health and the safety of the babies are paramount. I just want to recognize his sacrifice as well, because I bet no one else in the family will. So godspeed to all the Ryans. Mother, grandparents and dad alike.

@jerrythornton1