Little Bobby Kravitz Calls Me A Pimple On His Ass

Beachfront property Bobby. That’s what they call it when a man spends 3 minutes talking about how irrelevant somebody else is. So irrelevant you can’t stop talking about me. So irrelevant your daughters “crackbacked” at on me on twitter. So irrelevant that last time I saw you you nearly peed down your leg? So irrelevant that when you go to sleep at night you shut your eyes as tight as possible and hope the Bogeyman isn’t real.  You convince yourself I’m a myth,a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. “Come to Foxboro and El Pres will get you” Oh you don’t think I can get into the press box Bobby? Umm Brady, Belichick, Portnoy. Ever heard of it Bobby? Hey Little Bobby…..BOOO!